The good people at Dear Author ask a very pressing question: What Would Tod Goldberg Do?
I think we all know that answer generally:
2. Engender the hatred of fucktards...who actually just hate Lee, but who have decided transference is the new sanity.
3. Swear to any who will listen that I am the blue blob with a head who appears in this video at exactly 49 seconds in. I am standing right above Navarro's guitar and Perry's arm. Seriously. Freeze it. You'll see me.
4. Ponder why more people aren't talking about how Sarah Palin starred in Weird Science:
5. Ponder why so few people realize that Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are never in the same place at the same time.
Married to the future President.