An Actual Conversation I Had With My Wife Regarding All Of The People In Town For Coachella

Wendy: They're here.

Me: Who?

Wendy: All of the kids in skinny jeans.

Me: Where did you see them?

Wendy: They were all over Target wearing their skinny jeans and dumb hats.

Me: Dumb hats?

Wendy: Yeah, like they're Bagger Vance. Why can't they wear baseball caps, like Americans?

Me: Uh. Like Americans?

Wendy: They're in America, they should wear baseball caps.

Me:  You didn't even see Bagger Vance.

Wendy: Neither did they. What's their excuse? They were all over Target. It was really annoying.

Me: Even hipsters need lotion.

Wendy: Yeah, to get in their skinny jeans. 

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[Brenna]

It's like your town gets invaded by aliens once a year.