Wendy: They're here.
Wendy: All of the kids in skinny jeans.
Me: Where did you see them?
Wendy: They were all over Target wearing their skinny jeans and dumb hats.
Me: Dumb hats?
Wendy: Yeah, like they're Bagger Vance. Why can't they wear baseball caps, like Americans?
Me: Uh. Like Americans?
Wendy: They're in America, they should wear baseball caps.
Me: You didn't even see Bagger Vance.
Wendy: Neither did they. What's their excuse? They were all over Target. It was really annoying.
Me: Even hipsters need lotion.
Wendy: Yeah, to get in their skinny jeans.