Steal This Book

January 18, 2012

I'm usually pretty dubious about free things -- well, other than music I rip into MP3s from YouTube and the mountains of Brach's candy I "borrowed" over the years from grocery stores back when grocery stores still had those huge displays of Brach's candy just sitting out in the middle of their stores, essentially daring me to take a few pieces...and by "daring" I mean
"begging"...I mean, let's be clear here, Brach's wasn't in the profit business, they were in the "teaching kids how to steal" business -- however, I can report that I'm offering something for free from now until Friday that will fundamentally alter your life and the lives of those you love and cherish, provided you and those you cherish like to read, or, at least, want to make your Kindles heavier in case you need to use it as a weapon: My mini-collection of stories, Where You Lived. This sale will only last until Friday and then, after that, the book is gonna be, like, totally expensive again.