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February 19, 2008


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Graham Powell

So if Lee ripped self-published fan-fiction, would the resulting comments be so dense that they would form a black hole that would swallow the solar system?

burl barer

Pre Published is one of the most stupid euphemisms ever created. There is no such thing as a pre-published author. You are not an author until you are published. You are not a professional writer until you are PAID.
I get paid. I get published. That doesn't mean everyone likes what I write, or that millions of eager readers await my latest literary effort with glazed eyes and open wallets.
Speaking of which: Do you know of any good murder cases where the killer is white collar and used a wood chipper or other exotic weapon? My editor wants my next book to have those charming ingredients. Yep, I write high class stuff.

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