I remember reading First Blood after I saw the movie -- I was, what, 13? 12? -- and thinking, Huh. This is actually really good. (As I recall, the book was actually more violent than the movie, which probably seems implausible now.) Now, upon seeing this trailer for the new Rambo movie, I've gotta think that it's probably not how David imagined things would play out. This looks...bad. Really, really bad.