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Last Chance For Your Very Own Fucktard Free T-shirts And Sweatshirts

The Tod Goldberg Holiday Shoppe is officially closing up in just five short days, so if you've been waiting to purchase something from our Fucktard Signature Collection, your time is slim. Thus far, the top seller has been my t-shirt with a meaningful holidayOneppnf_1  message across the chest: One Planet. One People. No Fucktards. Please. Don't delay. Operators are standing by. All that.

To see the various items simply click here.

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I'm waiting until the crowds die down.

As you know, I had an original ONE PLANET ONE PEOPLE PLEASE t-shirt. They still make them, and the song of the same name is still (to me) pretty damn cool. Your addition of NO FUCKTARDS is most welcome. I don't know why that wasn't in the original. Some sort of cosmic oversight that, joyfully, you were inspired to correct.

Bless you,

Burl Barer
(your uncle)

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