Mel Gibson is a fucktard, obviously, but you gotta give it up to him for looking so damn cheery in his booking photo. That doesn't excuse him for being an anti-Semitic ass, or for making The Man Without A Face, but his assertion about the Jews being the cause of all the wars got me to thinking about other things the Jews are the cause of that maybe Mel could spout the next time he's arrested:
1. The 1986 Boston Red Sox.
2. Vanilla Ice.
3. Shag carpeting.
4. Yeast infections.
5. C'mere Deer.
7. Corey Haim's regrettable weight gain.
8. The way bits of popcorn end up in your underwear days after you've been to the movies.
9. The demise of the ABA, NASL, WFL and the Lethal Weapon franchise.
10. How we don't need another hero...beyond...Thunderdome.