Mel Gibson is a fucktard, obviously, but you gotta give it up to him for looking so damn cheery in his booking photo. That doesn't excuse him for being an anti-Semitic ass, or for making The Man Without A Face, but his assertion about the Jews being the cause of all the wars got me to thinking about other things the Jews are the cause of that maybe Mel could spout the next time he's arrested:
1. The 1986 Boston Red Sox.
2. Vanilla Ice.
3. Shag carpeting.
4. Yeast infections.
5. C'mere Deer.
6. Balantitis.
7. Corey Haim's regrettable weight gain.
8. The way bits of popcorn end up in your underwear days after you've been to the movies.
9. The demise of the ABA, NASL, WFL and the Lethal Weapon franchise.
10. How we don't need another hero...beyond...Thunderdome.
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Now, c'mon Tod. You know that no Jew was responsible for C'mere Deer. No self-respecting Jew would be caught dead sitting outside in all sorts of inclement weather waiting for a deer to come to him or her just to shoot the poor thing.
Of course, this is coming from a Jewish American Princess who was a JAP long before she was Jewish! :)
Posted by: Tanya Mravik | August 01, 2006 at 03:41 PM
I love the constant inclusion of C'Meer Dear, but was dismayed at the lack of inclusion of the WHA. And shit, I was unaware of Haim's regrettable weight gain - what, no photo?
Posted by: Dan Wickett | August 01, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Look at his eyes--he has crazy eyes, I tell ya!
Posted by: Richard Cooper | August 01, 2006 at 05:12 PM
I have to agree with Richard. He's got crazy googly eyes ...the same kind of crazy eyes our own grandfather had as he claimed he was being raped by all the Jew-hating hired help at the hospital.
So...yeah. Totally crazy.
Posted by: Linda Woods | August 01, 2006 at 05:38 PM
Yea Mel, You'll go a long way in the entertainment industry now that your an outed anti-semite.
Posted by: Mike Barer | August 02, 2006 at 09:47 AM
Steve Lopez's column in today's LA Times has a rundown of the e-mails he's received in which fans of Mel cheerfully second Mel's anti-semetic interjections. Swell.
Posted by: Danny Barer | August 03, 2006 at 12:27 PM
It's just like Michelle Malkin's letters. you write a letter disagreeing with her in intelligent terms. She will disregard it. Write an obscene letter in disagreement, it becomes part of her column.
Posted by: Mike Barer | August 04, 2006 at 05:04 PM