Hanukkah is over. We've all gone to see Munich and pondered why we don't look like Eric Bana, why our Nana wasn't cast as Golda Meir, and if Daniel Craig, the new Bond, is actually one of the tribe (which would be bad-ass, since he plays a bad-ass Jew assassin in the film). We've returned the presents we didn't want. We've eaten a lot of brisket. We've waited for Bill O'Reilly to announce how sickened he is by the War on Hanukkah. Frankly, there's just not much to do now, so, naturally, we return to our vice: pork.
Burl Barer. True Crime Writer Extraordinaire. Pork Rib Eating Zionist.
Speaking of Eric Bana -- and I have no proof that he eats pork, incidentally -- has anyone noticed how much he and David Benioff look alike?
Of course, in the pantheon of celebrity look alikes, these gentlemen have nothing on author Elizabeth Crane and Soul Asylum lead singer Dave Pirner, as you'll see below, but the both do have impressive looks for, you know, tribesmen.