Universal Fucktards People across our great land often find themselves perplexed by the vastness of human experience...the seemingly boundless field of life we all live in. And sometimes, when the world gets too busy, when life just doesn't deliver the answers they need, they turn to the one person on earth who can help: Walter Scott at Parade Magazine. This week's letter writer is Randall Henry of Sacramento, CA who writes to Walter:
Years ago, Sen. Joe Biden had hair implant plugs. Is that procedure still used, or do balding celebs have other options?
Fascinating question, Randall. I can see why you turned to Walter Scott for answers. Let's see what he had to say:
"Plugs are out," says Dr. Paul McAndrews, whose expertise and discretion attract many high profile hairlines. "Today's state of the art is follicular unit grafts using a stereoscopic microscope." It costs $4000-$30,000. Many celebs have had transplants, but Tom Arnold and John Cleese are among the few to go public.
Randal Henry of Sacramento, when you find this blog, because eventually everyone searches for themselves on Google and I assume, Randall, you're mostly like everyone else, save for your odd desire to write Walter Scott of Parade Magazine, answer me this one question: Not for nothing, but who gives a fuck?
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